| thursday: a day that will go down in infamy. |
[19 Oct 2008|11:37pm] |
porcuPInEpajamas (11:18:11 PM): so then i went to work
porcuPInEpajamas (11:18:14 PM): and there's this girl and i hate her
porcuPInEpajamas (11:18:39 PM): she's an annoying bitch, and i tried really hard to be nice but she's a fucktard who doesn't respect anyone and she's a giant narcissist
porcuPInEpajamas (11:18:45 PM): who has no right to be any of those things
porcuPInEpajamas (11:19:04 PM): anyway, i wanted to like her. i was nice. all that shit. i got nothing in return, except for her always wanting rides from me.
Shura Shivaaya (11:19:24 PM): what did you do lol
porcuPInEpajamas (11:19:30 PM): so wednesday, krieg&bryan came to school with me. cool. well elizabeth needed a ride home, and they wanted to go to walmart. cool, it's all on johnson ferry.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:19:33 PM): well, she hates metal.
Shura Shivaaya (11:19:53 PM): hahaha
Shura Shivaaya (11:20:03 PM): what does she like, lil wayne and other faux-musics?
porcuPInEpajamas (11:20:04 PM): and she wouldn't shut up during lunch. i mean, i'm trying to study and she's just interjecting random shit that takes like 10 minutes for her to spit out like 3 times, and i kept shushing her - i don't shush people, but i had to!
porcuPInEpajamas (11:20:15 PM): HEY LIL WAYNE IS AWESOME STFU. she likes jrockpop and like old people shit.
Shura Shivaaya (11:20:28 PM): i got stfu'd :-(
Shura Shivaaya (11:20:28 PM): lol
porcuPInEpajamas (11:20:37 PM): but anyway, and she just sat there humming/chuckling to herself, which is what she's always doing and it's so annoying you just want to punch her.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:20:40 PM): anyway,
porcuPInEpajamas (11:20:53 PM): hey, at least i'm not mikael akerfeldt. being stfu'd by him is...a sentence to hell.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:20:56 PM): remind me to show you that video
porcuPInEpajamas (11:20:57 PM): but anyway
Shura Shivaaya (11:21:11 PM): haha you talk like a girl
porcuPInEpajamas (11:21:37 PM): so i take her home, which is completely out of my fucking way. on the way to my car, we had to stop by the arts building to grab my shiz, so she had to go to the bathroom and she asked me to hold her bag & i'm like wtf no and krieg held it for her & he was like why the hell am i doing this
porcuPInEpajamas (11:21:47 PM): anyway, on the way to my car she's talking about how she wants to save her dad gas & shit.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:21:59 PM): i'm thinking, ho, your dad makes a hell of a lot more than i do. he can afford the fucking gas.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:22:32 PM): so anyway, on the way, i was playing opeth - not even that loud, and i could have gone FAR moar metul, and i just wanted her to stfu, which she did - she sat in the back and pouted the whole way, and kept asking me to turn it down, & i'm like no, bitch, it's my fucking stereo.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:22:39 PM): i didn't say it like that, mind you. i was too damn nice to her.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:22:53 PM): so we get to her house and she gets out and slams my doors and doesn't say thank you or offer to pay for gas money.
Shura Shivaaya (11:23:11 PM): lol what a bitch
porcuPInEpajamas (11:23:14 PM): bitch gave me road rage. i mean, after she got out, and i was going to walmart, and fucktards in suv's kept cutting in front of me. i was like, hyperventilating.
Shura Shivaaya (11:23:14 PM): i woulda ran her over GTA style
porcuPInEpajamas (11:23:31 PM): anyway, so i was like aw shit, i got work. and then they were like oh when's elizabitch coming in & i was like SHIT. I DON'T WANNA WORK WITH HER.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:23:38 PM): well, they stuck her in front, and i was on headset, so i was like right on.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:23:41 PM): but then it got slow.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:24:11 PM): and she kept coming over, and asking me questions, and walking away. like always. and i'm like cool, i don't have to talk to her. because i wrote her an awesome letter, which was the way i'd originally intended to end our "friendship".
porcuPInEpajamas (11:24:16 PM): but bitch wouldn't stop asking me questions.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:24:23 PM): and i wouldn't stop ignoring her.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:24:27 PM): and she's like WHY THE COLD SHOULDA
porcuPInEpajamas (11:24:41 PM): &im' like because you're a bitch who made me give you a ride home & didn't even offer to pay me gas money and didn't say thank you
porcuPInEpajamas (11:24:45 PM): and she's like I SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH
porcuPInEpajamas (11:24:50 PM): and i'm like wtf no you didn't
porcuPInEpajamas (11:25:04 PM): idunno, somehow she ended up downstairs bawling and everyone was like wtf is your beef & i was like she is & they were like oh okay
porcuPInEpajamas (11:25:12 PM): everyone knows how fucking annoying she is, i just did what everyone wants to :[D
porcuPInEpajamas (11:25:34 PM): and pcheung, who is the coolest team leader ever, asked her if she was okay & she was like NOOO KAITLINS MAD AT ME~
porcuPInEpajamas (11:25:46 PM): &he was like oic and like she left & he tells me, "DON'T GIVE IN"
porcuPInEpajamas (11:25:56 PM): cause i told he & shane & christian about her ride home bitchiness :[D
porcuPInEpajamas (11:26:19 PM): so anyway, and now she's being superhumanly nice to me. like i said something & she was like HAHA THAT WAS FUNNY. GOOD ONE, KAITLIN. and i'm like no, bitch, that wasn't funny.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:26:26 PM): and i left and she was like HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, KAITLIN.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:26:31 PM): and i was like, shun.
porcuPInEpajamas (11:26:34 PM): the end :[D
Shura Shivaaya (11:27:46 PM): clapclapclapclap
porcuPInEpajamas (11:27:53 PM): thx [bows]
porcuPInEpajamas (11:28:18 PM): but yeah, i feel like a badass
porcuPInEpajamas (11:28:25 PM): i'm actually happier now than i've been in weeks
Shura Shivaaya (11:28:25 PM): haha you smited that ho
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